January 2010
6 posts
Perhaps a subscription to Cosmo? Nah, I'll pass...
So, this is how it’s going to be. Correction — this is clearly how it still is. I’ll preface everything by saying that I’m an early-life convert to the Democratic Party, but this post has absolutely nothing to do with politics except for the person in question. This is a male-female thing. I consider myself an avid follower of all things political: local, state and...
Jan 30th
This, sir, is not a rum & Coke
This past weekend, I had the great fortune of going out for a girls’ night with a wonderful friend. It’s the first time that either one of us had really gone out for a night on the town in a long, long while. Courtesy of a lovely car service, we were escorted to the city just over the county line and had a grand time enjoying spectacular martinis at our first stop. I highly recommend...
Jan 26th
Some people should get birth control for free
No, this isn’t a blog about giving condoms to those who can’t afford to buy them. This is something else entirely. This is a blog about the reality that there just might be some people out there who shouldn’t procreate. Not that they shouldn’t be allowed to procreate — no hateful comments, please — just that they shouldn’t. I witnessed an encounter today...
Jan 21st
A rose among the thorns...
That’s what my P.E. teachers called me at the end of my freshman year in high school. This was, of course, after they had sidelined me during the third nine weeks for continually hurting myself. That’s right. You read that correctly. The teachers made me sit out for the final nine weeks of school because they were tired of me hurting myself. They virtually gave me an A to prevent any...
Jan 20th
Which one of these is not like the other?
ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN and Fox News? If you guessed Fox News, DING, DING, DING, you’ve found the secret square. Now, before any of my more conservative friends decide to come at me with pitchforks and torches, let me say this: I am, in no way, asserting that any news network is perfect. They all have their biases, they all make mistakes in presenting stories, they all have anchors and...
Jan 6th
$1?
There have been several times in my adult life when I’ve been asked to pony up $1 to pay for something. Most of the time it’s been pretty funny — the first time I paid taxes as an employed person, I owed the feds $1. I gladly whipped out my check book, wrote out one clam to the IRS and promptly laughed my way out of H&R Block. My morning coffee will occasionally run me a...
Jan 5th